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15 thoughts everyone has while scrolling through their cringey Facebook On This Day

Regrets, I have a few…

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1. “Ah, it’s been five years since I became friends with Joe! How lovely. I love Joe.”

2. “Five years. Five whole years. Good god, when did I get so old?”

3. “Scroll on, or click in and face more reminders of my mortality?” *clicks in*

4. “Aww, this day last year was Carla’s wedding! What a nice day that was. This isn’t so bad!”

5. “Nope. Wait. There’s me in 2010 with my rotten ex. I can’t believe I ever called him ‘Himself’. Let me die.”

6. “Why didn’t anybody tell me about my eyebrows? Or my stupid fringe?”

7. “There’s that awful dress again. I thought I was gorgeous. DID YOU NOT HAVE ANOTHER DRESS, WOMAN?”

8. “Wow. I really went in on the third person thing.”

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9. “And why was I so obsessed with the X Factor? And Olly Murs in particular? I haven’t had one thought about Olly Murs in years, but I had SEVERAL in 2009.”

10. “Oh dear. I used to copy and paste chain statuses too, didn’t I.”

11. “OH GOD. THERE’S A MOODY SONG LYRICS STATUS. I MAKE FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE FOR DOING THAT.”

12. “What if I just…deleted everything? Became a mysterious blank slate?”

13. ”Someone just tagged me in a memory from their own On This Day. I WILL NEVER ESCAPE.”

14. “Why is anybody friends with me? I’m a ridiculous human. I’m never checking this again.”

15. The next day: “Aw, it’s three years since I became friends with Laura! How lovely! I love Laura.” *clicks in*

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